Love Hotel

Sheesh. Another day, another random coupling. Today the world of mismatched celebrity romances vomits out Courtney Love and Steve Coogan. Apparently they're holed up (get it?) in a hotel in LA. Maybe Courtney's just trying to work off some of those excess rehab pounds. And freshly divorced Steve is trying to prove he can still pull a woman, even one who frankly has difficulty distinguising between a lima and a bag of Doritos. Still, at least there's one thing we can rely on. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty should have parted ways by the end of the week only to reunite by Sunday evening to guarantee a full weeks' press coverage.