Thursday, September 15, 2005

Coke Moss

So Kate Moss snorts coke. Why is anyone surprised? Not all models stay thin thanks to a 'fast metabolism' and starvation. The biggest surprise is that this hasn't come out before. But Kate should brace herself for more revelations. Apparently the News of the World, that other upholder of celeb morality, has pictures of her snorting heroin, with Pete holding the lighter under the piece of foil. Isn't love beautiful?
The biggest surprise to anyone should be that Kate still has custody of her daughter. Cue a repentant Kate and a brief sojourn at The Priory.

1 Comments:

Blogger nitecapp said...

Ridiculous...Can you believe tabloids tut-tutting in moral outrage at a model having an intimate relationship with “Charlie.” Please... Hit any club in London and you’ll find those very tabloid staffers cutting lines in the toilets.

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