You had me at goodbye

It's amazing what a bit of romantic rebound can do. After splitting up with Renee Zellweger, Jack White rushes off to the Amazonian jungle and marries a model he has known for six weeks. Renee hooks up with a gay, bald guy and then gets divorced within four months. Coincidence? I don't think so. I'm guessing the Jack White/Karen Elson coupling is due to grind to a halt right about now so that Jack and Renee can pick up where they left off.

Meanwhile, back in swingers paradise, Sienna Miller is cast as the guilty party for a change. Poor old Jude was pratically forced into his affair with the plain nanny by Sienna's earlier infidelity with actor Hugh Dancy, who is meant to be going out with someone else. There is a state which these people might like to attain to avoid all of these complications. It's radical but it's quite simple. It's called being single.

For Kate Moss, though, the lesson is also simple. Lay off the scag. And ditch that whey-faced loser.