Love Sick

Could this Courtney Love/Steve Coogan story get any weirder? Love now says she's pregnant after holing up in a LA hotel with Coogan for two weeks. He's says it's rubbish but then he could just be talking about his comedy career since he wrote off Alan Partridge.

While they're wrangling over that one, Marcia "Bree van de Kamp" Cross has got engaged to her "long term boyfriend". Nothing like rampant lesbian speculation in the press to get a worried Hollywood star down to Argos for a big rock.

And could Kirsten wishy washy Dunst be pregnant by non-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal? Who knows? And frankly who cares? They're just another casualty of the pregnant-too-soon syndrome. See Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams for further clarification.