Pink Wedding
If you thought Jordan and Pete Andre's wedding couldn't be topped, then you're wrong. Elton John claims his wedding to David Furnish will outdo Jordan and Peter's pink extravaganza of bad taste.
Personally, I don't see how he can. Okay, he has breasts and David's face is as tight as Peter's but you just can't top Jordan's dress and foot-high tiara. But I'm willing to be proved wrong. Maybe the powdered wigs and thong-clad pageboys will put Jordan to shame.
Meanwhile, as one Katie grows, another Katie is looking to slim down. While Tom Cruise's evil seed divides and conquers in Katie Holmes, Katie Price aka Jordan is planning to get her 32 FF cups reduced. Apparently, the weight of her giant jugs and the effect of two children have led to a bit of sagging. Nice.
Personally, I don't see how he can. Okay, he has breasts and David's face is as tight as Peter's but you just can't top Jordan's dress and foot-high tiara. But I'm willing to be proved wrong. Maybe the powdered wigs and thong-clad pageboys will put Jordan to shame.
Meanwhile, as one Katie grows, another Katie is looking to slim down. While Tom Cruise's evil seed divides and conquers in Katie Holmes, Katie Price aka Jordan is planning to get her 32 FF cups reduced. Apparently, the weight of her giant jugs and the effect of two children have led to a bit of sagging. Nice.
posted by lucky at 10:13 am
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Sorry, that comment was mean, so I thought better of it.
So cute. I thought it was barbie and ken.
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