50 Ways to Leave your Lover
Charlie Shanian has filed from divorce from Tori Spelling. That they are getting divorced is no surprise. That they ever got married is. Unless you're a struggling two-bit hyphenate (Charlie is a writer/actor) and a spoilt, facially challenged 'actress'.
To copy the legendary question by uber chatshow host Mrs Merton, "What first attracted you to the daughter of a multimillionaire TV producer?" It clearly wasn't her looks. Even after lots of surgery Tori still looks like some kind of aborted sealife. Could it have been her sparkling personality? Or maybe her fabulously rich dad and bulging contacts book?
And what attracted Tori to Charlie? Maybe the realisation that a pug trussed up in a pink sweater was always going to look better than her.
posted by lucky at 9:30 am
22 Comments:
hahaha aborted sealife, that's hilarious!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh she looks well scary in that first pic!!
Cute pug tho ;)
Great blog :D
She DOES look a little bit like one of those horses pulling carriages around Central Park...of course, her boobs are better and she doesn't fart as well...
:) You are harsh, but thats what makes it good.
R2000
hemm... its nice blog... i like it...
i'm assuming you've never met this woman. so why are you so angry at her? it's kinda pathetic, honestly.
Very fitting descriptions
What type of a miserable life would someone have, to need to attack people they don't even know to feel good about themselves?
How narrow is your universe that you think what celebrities do in their personal lives is interesting?
your mean
a couple of people here have had a humour bypass.
ever since she got the nose job as a young teen femme i feel she has overlooked a vital part of her interpersonal development
With all of that money - Tori still looks like Tori. Ugh.
Love me?
What a pity. Darn it OilSpill, I just cant open it.
tori is right near me making a movie in the seattle area. perhaps she'll latch her claws into my back next. except i'm queer and i'd be puking.
gosh i love your blog. its hilarious. keep writing!!
I've never heard ol' Tori described better, just never been able to put my finger on the exact form of sealife she reminds me of...thx for clearing that one up ^^
man, you are soooo wrong in a wickedly funny way, hahaha!
I'm glad to hear I'm not the only person who thinks Tori is ugly! ... and that she can't act!
Didn't they break up because SHE cheated?
I also like how everyone that comments how mean you are can't be bothered to leave their names... cowards!
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So wickedly evil but still funny as hell...and you were right about the pug lol...you know I think she should have avoided the boobjob wich isn't helping her looks at all, and it is destroying what little cred that she had for whatever small talent she had when it comes to acting...I also say that you should not listen to those who down talk your blogg, they don't have ha sense of humor.
Keep up the good...uh wickedly evil work...
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