Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Demon Seed

Proof that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes exchanged fluids, though whether a turkey baster was involved I don't know. Katie can now watch her seed money grow.

10 Comments:

Blogger Marilyn Braun said...

Just when I thought their relationship was creepy enough, they go out and get pregnant - poor kid.

9:11 pm  
Blogger nitecapp said...

Jeepers.. that bun is well underway.

10:52 pm  
Blogger Wai Mun said...

creepy wedding!

1:48 am  
Blogger Dave said...

I'd say you were probaly close to the mark when you said that a "turkey baster" might be involved.....Holmes is a beard. Period.
Cruise was married ro Mimi Rogers, for crying out loud, and owns two of the best breasts in show business, not to mention the rest of her, and no brats.
Married to Nicole Kidman, no brats.
Goes on Oprah and makes a complete fool out of himself.
Beard.

2:07 am  
Blogger Uncle Enore said...

Beard?

11:27 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1:52 am  
Blogger bitch. redefined. said...

How preggers is she? Her belly looks quite far advanced. I agree, poor kid. Next we get to find out what absurd name TomKat picks for their demon seed...

3:34 am  
Blogger Chandra said...

With those 2 being such publicity whores they might just name the kid Tomkat or Kattom if it's a girl. All I keep thinking when I see that pic, 'cause it was on 2 mags today is how insane she looks. Those big Jackie O sunglasses and that stretched out smile just looks like insanity. Could she possibly be thinking "what did i get myself into?" Who knows? Love your site by the way!

8:53 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do we really think he is the father? She is way more preggas than what - 3 months? Still think the 'Tom is gay and hiding in the scientology closet' theory is more believable. Yawwwwwwwwwn.

10:33 am  
Blogger Mia said...

That match made in Mission Dawson hell is just way scary and Tommyboy is so gay, not that it is anything wrong in that. The wrongness is his need to hide it and the fact that someone let him produce...And wasn't Tommikins sterile or did I dream that rumor??
And if I didn't dream it up, who the heck is the father to the poor sprog?? And demon seed??? that was a rather suiting title for a post about TomKat's kid...Your still the wicked goddess of blogg...keep up the good uh sorry, wicked job

8:15 am  

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