Name and shame
Gwen Stefani might be kooky of clothes but she seems to be at the sensible end of the baby name spectrum. The chances of her baby being called Harajuku or LAMB were high but instead she opted for the understated moniker of Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. Which is more than can be said for the baby spawned by loved-up (read: soon to implode) crazies Brad and Angelina. That poor sucker got lumbered with Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
First up, Shiloh means the Messiah in Hebrew so no expectations there, then. Let's hope Shiloh doesn't have a lisp or she's going to be calling herself Kate as soon as she can speak. And since when is Nouvel a name? Given she's a girl, it should be Nouvelle. But who cares about grammar, spelling and sanity when you live in a world filled with Blubell Madonnas and Zahara Marleys?
And baby makes five
First up, Shiloh means the Messiah in Hebrew so no expectations there, then. Let's hope Shiloh doesn't have a lisp or she's going to be calling herself Kate as soon as she can speak. And since when is Nouvel a name? Given she's a girl, it should be Nouvelle. But who cares about grammar, spelling and sanity when you live in a world filled with Blubell Madonnas and Zahara Marleys?
And baby makes five
posted by lucky at 10:35 am
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The lofty first name, the Hebrew Messiah stuff, and the way you can make her pompous last name rhyme means all the kids are going to call Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, "She Holy Shit". Or, maybe simply "Holy Shit".
Good job, Brad and Angie, you sanctimonious, stupid, well-meaning idiots.
you guys are just too funny!
thank you for making me laugh so hard this morning! i needed it!
wow - I was going to say something really scathing about their amazing arrogance, but I think larryphil really summed it all up.
HEY, YOU ARE A HOLLY SHIT, UGLY BITCH . NOT ANGIE
HEY, YOU ARE IDIOT. STUPPID, DUMMY. NOT BRAD
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