Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Virgin or whore?

We all knew she was never going to call her daughter Susan or Clare but Geri Halliwell's choice of names for her baby has guaranteed that the poor child will always be known by her full name. Like Fifi Trixibelle and the other Geldof girls, the press will always trot out Bluebell Madonna Halliwell's full name whenever they mention her. I'm sure Fifi goes by just one name at home but cruel journalists just can't help dragging out her parents' full folly every time she's name checked in the papers. And so it will be for Bluebell. Luckily she's a famous child otherwise she'd never get away with it in the playground.

1 Comments:

Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

Perhaps Miss Geri should consider changing her own name to something like "Washed Up Has-Been" or perhaps "B-List Wannabe"

4:16 pm  

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