Truly, Madly, Deeply Stupid
People, the clock is now ticking. Tori, the unidentifiable pondlife, and Dean 'just how stupid can you be?' McDermott got married on Sunday in Fiji after what can only be called a whirlwind (read: incredibly short-sighted) romance.
Tori and Dean met last summer and, unpreturbed by the fact they were married to other people at the time, got it on straight away. The engagement followed on Christmas Eve and then the white, barefoot wedding this weekend.
For those of you who've just eaten, don't read the following comments Tori and Dean made about each other. The gag-factor is off the scale. "We didn't want to wait another day to get married," said Tori, while Dean gushed: "I've never had as much of a desire to get married and make a woman my wife as I've had with her. The feeling is overwhelming. We're soul mates."
Dean is in fact so taken with his lady that he's had 'Truly, Madly, Deeply, Tori' and a portrait of Tori tattooed on his shoulder for good measure. Best place for it. Out of sight, which is where Tori will be within six months.
Tori and Dean met last summer and, unpreturbed by the fact they were married to other people at the time, got it on straight away. The engagement followed on Christmas Eve and then the white, barefoot wedding this weekend.
For those of you who've just eaten, don't read the following comments Tori and Dean made about each other. The gag-factor is off the scale. "We didn't want to wait another day to get married," said Tori, while Dean gushed: "I've never had as much of a desire to get married and make a woman my wife as I've had with her. The feeling is overwhelming. We're soul mates."
Dean is in fact so taken with his lady that he's had 'Truly, Madly, Deeply, Tori' and a portrait of Tori tattooed on his shoulder for good measure. Best place for it. Out of sight, which is where Tori will be within six months.
posted by lucky at 11:28 am
4 Comments:
This couple is unbelievably sickening. We have to believe that it can't last. The idea that it might last is too horrible to contemplate.
Hopefully, Dean is an ardent political Conservative, in which case he can get his tattoo amended in six months to read, 'Truly, Madly, Deeply, Tories'.
Too bad her name isn't 'Pat' or 'Jo': names like these would provide for a greater variety of tattoo amendments for when the time comes.
Ooooooooh Lucky! I've so missed your catty commentaries! Thank you for coming back with something as stupendous as these two nitwits!
mary jo photo..
http://64.13.133.31/pics/photos-208388a1476bc301a0a14910ef79281d-l
welcome back! i love your blog, that it's part of my daily dose of reality! lol!
*joins you in the count down*
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