Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Shotgun wedding?


So we might finally know why Tori and Dean got married so quickly. Arriving back from their honeymoon in Fiji, Dean and Tori seem to be suggesting that there is a bun in the newly spliced Spelling-McDermott tummy. If so, that would explain the mad rush to get head down the aisle. It doesn't, however, explain Dean's desperate clinging to his fast fading youth (the nasty chain dangling from his pocket) or Tori's false breasts, face and hair. For once, at least, the tan might be real.

4 Comments:

Blogger Mouthy Girl said...

Ick. The thought of that chick procreating just makes me shudder. Take a look at the boobage. Can it be ANY faker? There is something about LUMPY boobage that gives me the willies. You would think that someone with as much Daddy Money as she, would be able to afford a better boob job.

Sheesh.

10:39 am  
Blogger Pat & Reg said...

You said it BG. What is with that cleavage? It's soooooo wrong!

6:53 am  
Blogger Paige Jennifer said...

Seriously. If you are going to get implants, shouldn't they sit higher than the navel? But in the end, I've got to confess this crazy girl is actually pretty funny in her So Notorious show on VH1 - saggy implant boobs and all.

3:31 pm  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

My mama always says "Money just can't buy class."

Definitely seems to be a truism in this case, eh?

4:15 pm  

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