Shotgun wedding?

So we might finally know why Tori and Dean got married so quickly. Arriving back from their honeymoon in Fiji, Dean and Tori seem to be suggesting that there is a bun in the newly spliced Spelling-McDermott tummy. If so, that would explain the mad rush to get head down the aisle. It doesn't, however, explain Dean's desperate clinging to his fast fading youth (the nasty chain dangling from his pocket) or Tori's false breasts, face and hair. For once, at least, the tan might be real.