Toxic

Just when you thought Britney’s husband couldn’t crank up the skank factor any further, we get the inside track on Mr Federline’s personal hygiene.

Kevin, your vests might be white but that’s where the cleanliness ends. According to ex-girlfriend Amy, Kev is very, very relaxed about personal hygiene. Soap? Toothbrush? Who needs them, says Kev, one hand in his pants, the other on the remote control.

Now we could just think that Amy was bitter, having lost out on her daily wrangle with the humming Vest. But no. Even his most recent ex said Kev doesn’t shower for days at a time. I’m hoping, for the maid’s sake, that he wears black pants.


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