The Edge of Reason

Foolish celebrity weddings are the gift that just keeps on giving. You just know that Renee Zellweger's whirlwind romance and marriage to country and western singer Kenny Chesney is going to keep churning out column inches when the happy couple realise they don't even know, let alone like, each other.

While everyone thought Renee was busy cosying up to Irish singer Damien Rice, she was in fact busy shacking up with Kenny. Given that she only met Kenny in January, the word 'rebound' and 'mistake' spring to mind. Wasn't she getting back together with White Stripes front man Jack White just a few months ago? The celebrity memory, like the celebrity wedding, clearly doesn't work on normal human or even dog time. Where most humans have evolved from fish into walking, talking bipeds, celebrities are still stuck with a goldfish's memory.

With a four-month courtship and a May wedding, what are the odds on a Christmas divorce?