Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Twat in the Hat

Kabbalah is clearly the new Scientology. Never mind all that spirituality crap, it's all about money. Their union might have been blessed by some Rabbi but Demi and Ashton had dollar signs in their eyes. OK! magazine paid $3m for their wedding photos and I'm guessing the money's not going to charity. But it could be going to Demi's surgery fund. She'll probably need half a million for her next cosmetic overhaul in ten years time.

And what's with the fedora? You wouldn't happen to be losing your hair, would you?



4 Comments:

Blogger C. Hedges said...

I wonder if Demi-Ashton-Bruce are enagaged in the 21st Century's version of a threesome?

It seems that having ex-spouses involved in a celebrity marriage is the latest thing.

Britney and Kevin Spears are hiring Mr. Federline's ex Shar Jackson to be their baby's nanny.

Another 21st Century threesome?

Is this the face of modern marriages?

Chris
Deliberate Chaos

7:34 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THx for sharing.

1:46 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ole Kutcher is definitely going bald!
That's why he's either always combing his hair down ala Beatles-style, or wearing a hat.
You never really ses him with his hair combed back or slicked back. His hairline could probably rival Ole Nick Cage. He's receding that fast!!!
There was a episode of 'That 70's Show' where Kutcher had his hair combed up. Wow - talk about an almost horseshoe hairline!
Hey Kutcher, you're not fooling anybody - 'cept maybe the paparazzi who generally seem to let you slide...

5:29 pm  
Blogger Green Glass Beads said...

She´s still ugly. even surgery can´t fix that...

8:58 pm  

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