Friday, June 02, 2006

The rehabilitation of KFed


The more Britney falls to pieces, the more KFed buffs up his public image. Sensing that his time in the Spears camp (and, more importantly, on the Spears' credit card) is about to run out, KFed is keen to get the message out there that he does wash and he is not the all-out skank/disinterested father/free loader that we think he is. So, here he is brushed up all nicely, looking like a dodgy car insurance salesman. Note the big wedding ring (paid for by Britney) is still on. But for how much longer? With his fourth child on the way and his bride getting unhappier by the day, KFed could be facing the ultimate compromise: work. It's time to break out your dancing shoes again, Kevin.

5 Comments:

Blogger a.nort said...

Yech. You're not fooling anyone with these photos, K-Fed. I still see white trash.

2:42 pm  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

yeesh! How can a perfectly boring outfit like that look so skeevy!?

I liked him better unshaven and slovenly, because at least then he was honest!

8:07 pm  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

I'll bet those black pants he's sporting are still man-pris.

9:03 pm  
Blogger Mouthy Girl said...

If the only man left on earth was K-Fed...I'd officially become celibate...or turn lesbian.

He is a boil on the ass of Humanity and desperately needs to be lanced.

11:54 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice clothes to be buried in.

2:32 pm  

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