Corpse Bride

When their big day is almost upon them, most brides get a little help with hair, make-up and maybe the odd bit of waxing. Not Nicole Kidman. Being above mere mortals, tongs, brushes and hot wax are not enough. No, it's needles or nothing. For her special day, when her new husband is likely to eclipse her efforts in the highlights and tanning department, Nicole has got herself all Botoxed up. She can just about smile but from the eyes up, no one's home. No amount of crazy hair is going to hide the fact that her eyebrows are wonky and her forehead doesn't move. Let's hope she's going for the full veil otherwise Nicole is going to look more like a corpse than a bride.