Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Four million dollar baby


Ever wondered what $4m looks like? A modest house in the Hollywood Hills? A gold plated BMW? A closet full of jewel encrusted Manolos? Actually, no, it looks like this photo. One big photo of one very small child. Admittedly, one very small child with two very famous parents but still.

Hello! magazine was more than happy to cough up the cash for Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt's only official photocall. And the Jolie-Pitts are clearly happy to get their UN-loving, Benetton-rainbow-family hands on money. Even though it's going to charity, Brad and Ange are still whoring their baby for financial ends, whether the money goes to building a school in Bogota or buys Brad more motorbike and dodgy rings.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

$4 Million.......thank god it went to charity..great blog, keep up the great work

1:20 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As usual, the self-satisfied Jolie-Pitts believe they are "doing good".

3:10 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she looks like she had teeth already! big scandel about this photo being leaked, maybe you'll get your own lovely cease and desist letter ;)

3:54 pm  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

Is it still "whoring your child for money" if the money goes to the poverty stricken country where she was born? I know people who've worked in Africa; I have a relative who was born there 30 years ago. They could seriously use the cash.

It's way better this way than some paparazzi sleaze getting the money for a photo he didn't get permission for.

2:24 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute baby.

But exactly how much of that 4 mil will actually be spent to help eradicate poverty, build hospitals, schools, and roads, and how much will go to buy the corrupt leaders of that third world shithole thousand dollar a night hookers, gold plated toothpicks, diamond encrusted pinky rings, and limousines to ride around in?

9:34 am  

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