Mr and Mrs Urban
Ah, the happy couple, all dyed, tweezed and injected for their special day. I'm not sure who's scarier in this official wedding picture. Nicole with her cadaverous white skin, wonky eyebrows and pumped-up lips or Keith with his eyeliner and highlights? Given the amount of time they each spend in front of the mirror, let's hope they have separate bathrooms or else this marriage might not make it past the honeymoon.
posted by lucky at 12:36 am
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They look like a couple who would live in a monstrous old haunted house, and have plenty of eye of newt and toe of frog in the larder for unexpected and unwary guests.
Yay Larryphil!!! Keith and Nicole's haunted house!!! It would be surrounded by vines and have lace curtains in the windows!
Somebody should write that script for them, quick!!!
Although, I have to say, if you put the screen just so, in order to see this photo and the previous one, she looks much much better in this photo. The photographer had good lights and filters.
It would be like the Addams family, only it would be the Urbban family...
I just don't understand why they have to look so dirty all the time. They make enough money! Wash that damn hair!
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