Monday, July 10, 2006

Twigtoria Beckham

Human Twiglet Victoria Beckham should remember that her husband isn't very bright. If she insists on losing any more weight, wearing green and tanning herself creosote brown David just won't be able to tell her apart from that weedy tree outside their house. Still, it seems Victoria takes this into account. She's thoughtfully had something tattooed down the back of her neck so that David can distinguish her from the tree and any other woman he happens to wake up with.


Anonymous Larryphil said...

Is that a tattoo or just similar to the rings that you find on the trunk of every weedy tree?

It might be words. If the tattoo is words, what might those words be? It might be for identification purposes, with her name and address tattooed in case she gets lost.

Or, it might be instructions for David: "For doggy style, this side up". Or, "I have a face. It is on the other side".

What other words might be tattoed on Victoria's back?

2:23 pm  
Blogger lucky said...

the words are in hebrew and say 'i am my beloved and my beloved is me'. mr beckham has the same tattoo on his arm.

5:40 pm  
Blogger buddha_girl said...


She truly needs some professional help. Her anorexia is going to kill her. It doesn't matter how many shots, facials, hair weaves, and masssages one invests one's money can't challenge the ravaging effects of that eating disorder with anything but professional help. I hope she seeks it or that her 'wonderful' husband urges her to do so soon.

2:53 am  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

goodness, she looks more and more like a pony/colt everyday - a tattooed pony/colt, but still horsey.

4:23 pm  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

Remember when she was "Posh" and she was actually pretty? She was the skinny one but she had a body back then. This is not good.

Where I come from, if horses get this skinny we deworm them to flush out the parasites and then put them in a separate pasture. Just saying....

3:56 am  

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