Broke-Up Mountain

Well, who couldn't see this one coming? Only myopics who in the wilds of Borneo. For the rest of the world, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams' break-up should come as no surprise. Young, parents by accident, filming all over the world - in short the usual recipe for celebrity romantic disaster. And yet they look so happy together.

Still, it will give the tabloid press something to chew over. Was there someone else involved? Will they get back together? What did his mother have to say on the subject? His cleaner? How long will it take for Michelle to be spotted having an 'intimate dinner' with Jake Gyllenhaal?

The Break-Up

Life is imitating poor romantic comedies again. After enacting a break-up on film, Jennifer 'The Chin' Aniston and Vince 'The Advancing Forehead' Vaughn have split up. No surprises there. They've been working in different countries and according to various catty reports, Jennifer is very needy. Clearly needing to be in the same city is just asking too much for some men.

Now that Jennifer is back on the market - or probably more accurately, back weeping at Courtney Cox's kitchen - she could do worse than hitting the town with newly single Rachel Bilson. The OC actress has split up with Adam Brody after three years. There's nothing like starting the holiday season as a romantic refugee.

And spare a thought for old Spice Girl Mel B. After a whirlwind relationship with Eddie Murphy, Mel is five months pregnant and suddenly single. Not only that, but the gallant Mr Murphy is also contesting paternity. Why not kick a woman when she's down (and carrying your child)?